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Started by puredolemite at 03-29-2008 9:09 PM. Topic has 10 replies.
 
 
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03-29-2008, 9:09 PM
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puredolemite

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Superhero Movie, pain without even seeing it.
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Alright, so I quickly made up my mind that this movie would most likely be close to the definition of ***; so I decided to check out some reviews, I first went to rottentomatoes, and the majority of the reviews were exactly what I expected, then I figured I'd check out what IMDB had on it.....they only have one review and ironically even though it gave the film five out of five stars it states that the movie is for complete retards by the amount of stupid in the review, I'd like to point out that Craig Mazin had nothing to do with the great films Airplane! and The Naked Gun (Though I'm very upset that Leslie Neilsen would participate in this kind of crap).
I hate how these retarded writers can make money off this crap, they're murdering the parody genre. Once again, where's Mel Brooks? He should have had an apprentice...*** Trump!
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03-30-2008, 10:02 AM
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venomcarnage89

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Re: Superhero Movie, pain without even seeing it.
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Just when you think these movies cant get any lower the writers suprise us all and release this ***. Such stupid ideas for these retarded parodies obviously meant for 12 year olds. Either go back to the way it used to be with parodies or just stop making this *** for christ sake! I really hate these parodies.
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03-30-2008, 11:25 AM
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MidNiteRunner

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Re: Superhero Movie, pain without even seeing it.
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Dont even get me started on this movie. I couldn't stand Date and Epic Movie, and this looks like it is going to be the same or worst. It looks so stupid. The trailer showed nothing but retard jokes that were thought of in 5 minutes. Honestly, I think I could write a better movie. But the Producers are not the only ones to blame. The viewers are at fault as well. It only encourages them to make more half ass movies....

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03-30-2008, 6:04 PM
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TheChosenChaser

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You're absolutely right Dole.
These movies are ruining the parody genre right in front of us, and the sad thing is there are still tons of people out there going out and seeing them. The jokes are thoughtless and painfully unfunny, and they rely on imitation rather than satire.
A Mel Brooks comeback would be the best thing ever.
Here's the eighth (5/4) installment of my signature, which will consist of lyrics from my favorite bands/artists (And ones you should check out):
"So ***, the flocks, of sheep that keep amassing masses, Asses being led so far astray. And I won't claim to believe the things I read, Black books or agenda magazines, I'd rather see in shades of gray. -Tomas Kalnoky (Streetlight Manifesto)
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04-01-2008, 11:26 PM
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blades

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I auctally liked superhero movie. It was a breath of freach air after epic and date movie sucked
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04-02-2008, 6:00 PM
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deathgod_666

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Re: Superhero Movie, pain without even seeing it.
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they kicked me out of the theater cause i yelled out this is a load of bull

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04-02-2008, 6:28 PM
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puredolemite

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I just went back to IMDB to check out some of the other reviews, since for some reason they like only showing good reviews for the front page, and I noticed someone posted this
| This movie will only appeal to
teen/college-age boys, so be forewarned! |
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You've got to be *** kidding me, guys in college aren't so immature that they find fart jokes hilarious; I swear it's amazing that they've taught the retarded to write.
Anyways, I was glad to see that this movie has only scored $9.5 million in the box office; I've got my fingers crossed for this genre to get brutally murdered with everyone taking a turn to take a piss or drop a loaf on it.
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04-02-2008, 6:35 PM
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Ace14

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I think a parody that many people forget about are the Austin Powers movies. Those were pretty funny, and they parody the James Bond movies.
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04-04-2008, 9:09 AM
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deathgod_666

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Re: Superhero Movie, pain without even seeing it.
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come to think of itthey said i was banned fromthe theaters for at least 3 weeks

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04-05-2008, 10:42 AM
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deathgod_666 wrote: | | come to think of itthey said i was banned fromthe theaters for at least 3 weeks |
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What did you do? Pull a Pee Wee Sherman? Ooops....sorry...I mean did you pull your Pee Wee Sherman...

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04-05-2008, 9:24 PM
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KingKlick
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Ace14 wrote: | I think a parody that many people forget about are the Austin Powers movies. Those were pretty funny, and they parody the James Bond movies.
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I still laugh at those movies even when I've seen them so many times.Great laughs,great series.
I went to see this movie with friends and I fell asleep like 10 minutes into it.I asked my friends if they laughed,or if anybody else did, and they said no.How sad.
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