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The Face Palm
Started by CiPrIaNiSoLdIeR at 03-17-2008 2:19 PM. Topic has 5 replies.
  
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 03-17-2008, 2:19 PM
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CiPrIaNiSoLdIeR
 
Joined on 04-26-2007
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As you slide down the banister of life, remember...
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1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers Do More Than Lay People".
2. The difference between the Pope and your boss. The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
3. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it's gone.
4. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.
5. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well it really ch illed the mood.
6. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling too.
7. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.
8. My next house will have no kitchen. Just a vending machine and a large trash can.
9. A blonde said, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid".
10. Definition for teenager: God's punishment for enjoying sex.
11. As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.
| I was going to read the bible but got carried away reading Tom Clancy novels....what? He writes better fiction... |
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WHITE PRIDE WORLD WIDE!
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03-17-2008, 2:42 PM
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Pablo49
Joined on 08-24-2005
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Re: As you slide down the banister of life, remember...
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I like 5 and 9, those are the best on there. 9 maid be laugh so hard. 10 is good too.
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WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOOOOO! DING DING DING!
This is the ceremonial 1,000,000th time pablo has started a post with "^ second." Award for most agreeing member goes to......*drum roll*...PABLO49! haha |
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03-17-2008, 2:43 PM
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blades
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Re: As you slide down the banister of life, remember...
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LOL at the 5th one.
R.I.P. Collin Rabon 1995-2006
i be pwning on yo' noob ass
tom sawyer personal best on drums on xpert ( practice ): 70% AH I WENT UP 1% my hands and wrists hurt so bad i could barely type this sentence.
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03-17-2008, 3:00 PM
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cubemonster03
Joined on 02-19-2007
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Re: As you slide down the banister of life, remember...
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10th the most true and funniest one up there.3rd is another true one.
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03-17-2008, 6:15 PM
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Ace14
Joined on 04-03-2006
I Pray for Plauges because I'm Black and Blue.
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Re: As you slide down the banister of life, remember...
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2 and 10 were the best in my opinion.
"Clap your hands
To the sound
Of every first-born dying now,
Watch the rivers flow with blood
Death will stand where life once stood."
- Pray for Plagues by Bring Me the Horizon
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03-27-2008, 2:31 PM
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BigBattle22
Joined on 05-28-2007
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Re: As you slide down the banister of life, remember...
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I thought that 3, 4, 7, 10, and 11 were funny.
"Each event is preceded by prophecy. But without the hero, there is no event." -Carin Arctus
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