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Sound Off
Started by Valkyr at 03-18-2008 2:24 PM. Topic has 10 replies.
 
 
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03-18-2008, 2:24 PM
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Valkyr

Joined on 09-15-2005
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wow, thanks for asking, assholes
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so my school's having a singing competition. i considered entering, if for no other reason than a joke to do something they really wouldn't suspect, especially from that nice, shy, Catholic boy. (probably something along the lines of "Run to the Hills") turns out today was the last day to sign up. i didn't care enough. maybe next year. turns out my friend (let's say "Friend A") signed me and another friend ("Friend B") up for a group performance. we had thought about starting a band, but you know how when kids are like 5, they wanna be this or that when they grow up. same idea here. problems:
1. Friend A can't sing (oh crap, they're calling right now)
*comes back*... um... okay... song they picked doesn't suck, actually. i was expecting some kinda Disney showtune, which was going to be #2. but still, moving on.
3. rehearsing. i just got done TWO major plays in less than a month of each other. i just wanna come home and play smash bros.
i'm signing up MYSELF next year, just to keep this from happening. and we'll probably still fail because one of us can't sing, but he sure can talk loudly.
"If something's popular, it just means there are a lot of idiots that like it." -self
me trying to describe Morrowind: "You play as... a... guy... and you get to... do... things..."
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03-18-2008, 2:42 PM
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puredolemite

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Re: wow, thanks for asking, assholes
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He can talk loudly you say....you guys should sing some Crash Test Dummies then. "Superman never made any money" Hahaha, though personally in your shoes I'd probably want to do some CCR, I've always had a liking for "Bad Moon Rising"
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03-18-2008, 2:54 PM
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CrazyKid

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Re: wow, thanks for asking, assholes
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I entered in my school talent show last year, we had a band, played two songs. Sweet dreams ~ Marilyn Manson (I was the drummist. Stagefright had me emptying my pants) Enter Sandman~ Metallica (Played guitar, much more confident in my guitarer skills. Including rockin accurate solo)
We didn't have a singer though...
Crizy
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03-19-2008, 1:54 PM
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Valkyr

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Re: wow, thanks for asking, assholes
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well, another reason i have to complain about this is i just finished helping with his incredibly emo and retarded short film. it might end up on youtube, and we'll have a contest to see how long we can each go before moving on to something else or stabbing yourself. until then: here's a plot summary, told in my own style and altered dialogue for humor reasons, but keep in mind it was supposed to be very serious.
WARNING! FAIL OF THIS CONCENTRATION HAS BEEN KNOWN TO CAUSE AIDS!
Friend A's character gets a call from a girl he likes, and he's like "omg, i totally wanna go out with you. meet after school? kthxbi!" then he's late to class, and the teacher's like "no dismissal for you!" and he's like "STFU, homo!" and punches him in the face. and then the teacher's like "oh it's on now, bitch!" and expells him. then all this random sh*t happens, that's supposed to make sense. he gets caught smoking. he tries to sneak back into school to see that girl he likes, because, ya know, he couldn't meet her on the way out. runs into one of his friends. then he gets caught by a security guard. now apparently this is grounds for guards to draw weapons and fire at will, cause his friend gets shot. then there's a funeral for him (which was promptly followed by me pulling up the covers on the "body", and yelling "You're on punk'd!") Then the girl doesn't wanna go out with him anymore because he got his friend killed. then a friend of his gets breast cancer. we forgot to stop recording. then a friend of his, turns out was nine months pregnant, and nobody noticed! she dies in childbirth. then another of my friend and I have a conversation about shooting a werewolf movie instead. we had forgotten to stop recording. then finally friend A's character shoots himself with a gun he "finds on the ground." the end!
"If something's popular, it just means there are a lot of idiots that like it." -self
me trying to describe Morrowind: "You play as... a... guy... and you get to... do... things..."
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03-19-2008, 2:56 PM
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river

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I think my USB mouse anally raped me and gave me inter-AIDS.
Wowch.
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03-19-2008, 3:08 PM
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CrazyKid

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Valkyr wrote: | well, another reason i have to complain about this is i just finished helping with his incredibly emo and retarded short film. it might end up on youtube, and we'll have a contest to see how long we can each go before moving on to something else or stabbing yourself. until then: here's a plot summary, told in my own style and altered dialogue for humor reasons, but keep in mind it was supposed to be very serious.
WARNING! FAIL OF THIS CONCENTRATION HAS BEEN KNOWN TO CAUSE AIDS!
Friend A's character gets a call from a girl he likes, and he's like "omg, i totally wanna go out with you. meet after school? kthxbi!" then he's late to class, and the teacher's like "no dismissal for you!" and he's like "STFU, homo!" and punches him in the face. and then the teacher's like "oh it's on now, bitch!" and expells him. then all this random sh*t happens, that's supposed to make sense. he gets caught smoking. he tries to sneak back into school to see that girl he likes, because, ya know, he couldn't meet her on the way out. runs into one of his friends. then he gets caught by a security guard. now apparently this is grounds for guards to draw weapons and fire at will, cause his friend gets shot. then there's a funeral for him (which was promptly followed by me pulling up the covers on the "body", and yelling "You're on punk'd!") Then the girl doesn't wanna go out with him anymore because he got his friend killed. then a friend of his gets breast cancer. we forgot to stop recording. then a friend of his, turns out was nine months pregnant, and nobody noticed! she dies in childbirth. then another of my friend and I have a conversation about shooting a werewolf movie instead. we had forgotten to stop recording. then finally friend A's character shoots himself with a gun he "finds on the ground." the end!
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Fast Paced Hilarity FTW!
Melikes.
Crizy
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03-19-2008, 5:25 PM
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BigBattle22

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most.... insane.... story..... ever!

"Each event is preceded by prophecy. But without the hero, there is no event." -Carin Arctus
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03-19-2008, 7:48 PM
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puredolemite

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Wow, I thought emos just had emotional issues, I never knew they also had "the dumb"
Anyways, that movie does fulfill one emo cause, if I ever saw it I'd probably slice my wrist part way through to save myself from having to put up with more emo crap; unluckly for the emos though, I'd rather take them out back and shoot'em instead.
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03-19-2008, 8:05 PM
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Valkyr

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alright my friend isn't totally emo, but he is bitchy, retarded and depressing. and sometimes a pervert. surprised there wasn't some secksing up in that movie. (well, there is but you only hear about it) there probably is in everything else he writes.
unlike most of his stories i can't complain about this ones originality. chiched and ridiculous, but not a total rip-off like his other stories. just wish he'd stop basing characters off of me. and that he'd rip off cooler things. like not the Mario Bros. movie. need to get to working on that comic i wanted to make, now that i've finally come up with a beginning. (it's bloody!) give my friends something cool to read. (i. e. people that actually deal with the crap in the world, instead of offing themselves... and kill demons)
"If something's popular, it just means there are a lot of idiots that like it." -self
me trying to describe Morrowind: "You play as... a... guy... and you get to... do... things..."
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03-19-2008, 8:19 PM
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CrazyKid

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Valkyr, your sig always makes me laugh... and what does being a pervert have to do with being emo? hehe...
Crizy
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03-20-2008, 9:27 AM
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Valkyr

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that's why i said he wasn't totally emo. i was just getting into his personality flaws, and it came up.
"If something's popular, it just means there are a lot of idiots that like it." -self
me trying to describe Morrowind: "You play as... a... guy... and you get to... do... things..."
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