02-27-2008, 4:04 PM
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Drumm3rman

Joined on 02-21-2008
nowhere near you
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Re: awesome pickup lines
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yes thank you for telling the world my pickup line but i could have done it when i had the time papadupulous
Drum Stickman Drum Woohoo!

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02-27-2008, 7:10 PM
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JiGsAw
Joined on 06-26-2006
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*** OR GTFO.

In Canada, milk comes in bags.
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02-27-2008, 7:18 PM
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Ace14

Joined on 04-03-2006
I Pray for Plauges because I'm Black and Blue.

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Does this smell like chloroform to you?
 "Clap your hands To the sound Of every first-born dying now, Watch the rivers flow with blood Death will stand where life once stood." - Pray for Plagues by Bring Me the Horizon
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02-27-2008, 8:11 PM
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river

Joined on 01-19-2006
A Warm Place
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Ace14 wrote: | Does this smell like chloroform to you?
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Does this rag* smell like chloroform to you
- Is heaven missing an angel? Cause you have nice cans.
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Doghog73 wrote: | | Suds has the same problum i do: we are intellegent but have difficulty using it. |
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02-27-2008, 8:13 PM
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Ace14

Joined on 04-03-2006
I Pray for Plauges because I'm Black and Blue.

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How do you like your eggs the morning after? Scrambled, or fertlized?
 "Clap your hands To the sound Of every first-born dying now, Watch the rivers flow with blood Death will stand where life once stood." - Pray for Plagues by Bring Me the Horizon
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02-27-2008, 8:50 PM
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CrazayFoxx

Joined on 12-27-2007
Tennessee
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02-28-2008, 3:45 PM
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Blink_182

Joined on 12-02-2005
CA
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How much does a polar bear weight? ...
Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is...
 Back to basis
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02-29-2008, 7:33 PM
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Sudhish86_

Joined on 12-08-2007
Rolling around in my own fesces.....
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My wank taught itself how to grow to any extent it wishes.
(Winner)
Unreal_Arbiter_ wrote: | You have no REASON to criticize me because I ask for none. My life is perfect without your criticism even if I am an ignorant penis.
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03-01-2008, 7:48 AM
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uncle sam

Joined on 01-29-2006
Alabama
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Ace14 wrote: | How do you like your eggs the morning after? Scrambled, or fertlized?
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Best pun award!!!!!!
Also morning after can mean a type of birth control pill

by Stealthmaster
"I go to sleep sometimes and wake up in leather straps and ties to the bed, I'm naked otherwise and there are toys and other sex instruments laying around me. The thing is...This has happened when my wife WASN'T home...I think it may be my 17 year old daughter. I've looked in her room and she has some of the same sex toys and she has written in her journal that she is into that same kind of fetish. What should I do?" - Pablo on Yahoo answers
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03-01-2008, 9:00 AM
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the savage

Joined on 02-25-2006
For God, Comrade, and Profit

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Sudhish86_ wrote: | My wank taught itself how to grow to any extent it wishes.
(Winner)
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Facepalm v 2.0
Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them...


"A victory is always a defeat"
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03-02-2008, 9:52 PM
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Sudhish86_

Joined on 12-08-2007
Rolling around in my own fesces.....
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My self-forecast predicts great sex from me.
Unreal_Arbiter_ wrote: | You have no REASON to criticize me because I ask for none. My life is perfect without your criticism even if I am an ignorant penis.
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03-03-2008, 12:40 PM
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tom18230

Joined on 01-21-2006
Scotland
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I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
You're ugly but you intrigue me.
My System CPU: Q6600 2.7gHz Cooling: Scythe Ninja Mobo: Abit IP-35 Dark Raider PSU: Corsair 520HX Memory: OCZ 4GB (2 x 2GB) Case: Antec 900 GPU: XFX 8800 GTS 640mb
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03-03-2008, 4:58 PM
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uncle sam

Joined on 01-29-2006
Alabama
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Can I have a threesome with your mother?

by Stealthmaster
"I go to sleep sometimes and wake up in leather straps and ties to the bed, I'm naked otherwise and there are toys and other sex instruments laying around me. The thing is...This has happened when my wife WASN'T home...I think it may be my 17 year old daughter. I've looked in her room and she has some of the same sex toys and she has written in her journal that she is into that same kind of fetish. What should I do?" - Pablo on Yahoo answers
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03-04-2008, 12:25 PM
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Messiah101
Joined on 01-28-2008
NY
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Like Skittles?
I dropped 2 of mine 10 years ago. Want 'em?
"The purpose of life is a life of purpose." Robert Byrne
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