 02-22-2008, 9:00 PM
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CrazyKid
 
Joined on 01-31-2006
14th Division Office, Sereitei (12th Seat)
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Re: Girlfriend/Boyfriend horror stories
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Thread contains epic win. I need to brush up on my that.
Crizy
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02-22-2008, 9:02 PM
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JiGsAw
Joined on 06-26-2006
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Re: Girlfriend/Boyfriend horror stories
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 CrazyKid wrote: | Thread contains epic win. I need to brush up on my that.
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That wasn't a joke either. That actually happened to me in Grade 8, I just lulzed it up for interwebz consumption.
In Canada, milk comes in bags.
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02-22-2008, 9:09 PM
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CrazyKid
Joined on 01-31-2006
14th Division Office, Sereitei (12th Seat)
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Re: Girlfriend/Boyfriend horror stories
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Ha, you gots stalked in grade 8? I just got obsessed over by all the girlies.... And in grade 6 I found out I ruined like, 7 peoples lives...
Crizy
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02-22-2008, 9:40 PM
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blades
Joined on 02-17-2006
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Re: Girlfriend/Boyfriend horror stories
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| JiGsAw wrote: | Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped, turned, upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just to sit right here
I'll tell you how some stalker bitch *** up my air
In the town of Vancouver, born and raised
Pwning n00bs is how I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, headshotting, relaxing all cool
While playing mah games outside of the school
When some psycho prep bitch who was up to no good
Sprayed axe all up in my lockers neighbourhood
She found the combo to one little lock
And I guess she got scared
And sprayed body spray all over my *** and *** up my air
I whistled for the bitch, and when she came near
She said she was just shy, and had no idea how to deal
If anything I could say that this chick was rare
But I thought "Nah, forget it." and spun my bullshitted rejection up in there
I pulled up to my house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to my friend, "Yo homes, smell you latah!"
I was up in my kingdom
Bitch was not there
To be all retarded and *** up my air
^ True story.
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Epic lulz.
R.I.P. Collin Rabon 1995-2006
i be pwning on yo' noob ass
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02-22-2008, 10:54 PM
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GamingFanatic
Joined on 07-30-2005
14th Division Office, Seireitei (Captain)
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Re: Girlfriend/Boyfriend horror stories
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//Did she disappeared to get away from the guy? Why and how did she disappear? Why doesn't she just use the ignore button if she disappear for the sake of ignoring the stalker dude. //
Supposedly (I can't be sure about this but this is what she told me.....and yes I did try calling her and going to her house but she never answered and was never home) her uncle (the one she went to go see) was trying to get her to marry and have kids n such with guys he found suitable, which is creepy in and of itself.....
Current Project: Name Crazyness 6 & YoruJi fanart
I teh haff respect for teh KAG.
I am the enforcer of my boss, who's now THE boss.
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02-23-2008, 3:04 AM
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Unreal_Arbiter_
Joined on 09-23-2007
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Well a few months back a girl and I got smsn' each other, and flirty messages got thrown around. Well, to cut a long story short, her boyfriend found those messages...*** was going to go down. The girl's brother also got pissed and he was the biggest mother *** in school, so I was slightly scared but ready for a fight. Well, in the end, the girl's boyfriend's friend came up to me and we had a talk. I agreed not to talk to the girl anymore, we shook hands, and all was well. Would've been nice to end it on a fight though, eh?
Thanks for the sig, Crizy.
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02-23-2008, 7:08 AM
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uncle sam
Joined on 01-29-2006
Alabama
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| GamingFanatic wrote: | | //Did she disappeared to get away from the guy? Why and how did she disappear? Why doesn't she just use the ignore button if she disappear for the sake of ignoring the stalker dude. //
Supposedly (I can't be sure about this but this is what she told me.....and yes I did try calling her and going to her house but she never answered and was never home) her uncle (the one she went to go see) was trying to get her to marry and have kids n such with guys he found suitable, which is creepy in and of itself..... |
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Her uncle? I could see her father and her mother, but not her uncle. That is really creppy. So did she do it? Did she marry him and had some kids?
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02-23-2008, 1:33 PM
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GamingFanatic
Joined on 07-30-2005
14th Division Office, Seireitei (Captain)
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Oh, whoops I thought I mentioned that in the beginning. Guess not. Anyway, her parents are dead. So really the only relative she's got left is her aunt and uncle. She told me she was against being set up n such, so I'd say no she didn't get married and have kids.
Current Project: Name Crazyness 6 & YoruJi fanart
I teh haff respect for teh KAG.
I am the enforcer of my boss, who's now THE boss.
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03-26-2008, 4:12 PM
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ShadowLink1
Joined on 03-25-2008
Hyrule
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Ok this is a story about when I was in the 8th grade it's not as bad as having a stalker although I have had one of those in a minor case which I mention in the end.
I went out to eat at a Pizzahut back when they still had dine-in resturants in our area. My cousins had brought a friend with them that I noticed was taking little glances at me from time to time. She was cute but she was a little younger than me so I didn't pay too much attention. A couple weeks later I went over to my cousins house to hang out for a few hours and she was there too. Me and my cousin Mike went down the road to hang out with the guys and on our way back my cousins Shannon and Anita ran up to me asking me what I thought about their friend. At this point I found out that her name was Joni. I told them that she was cute, but I wasn't interested. They ran off giggling and told her what I said then made like 4 more trips continuly asking me over and over. Finaly my older 1/2 brother (who just recently come to live with us from up north) came over to me and asked me why I keep saying no to going out with her even though I had said I thought she was cute. I told him I didn't want to go out with her because I was in 8th grade and she was in 6th. He told me that it was only 2 years difference and that I should stop being retarded and go ask her out. So I did and we went on maybe six dates in the 5 or so months we were together. I really cared about her a lot and I know she was nuts about me. One day my older brother came up to me and tells me that she had cheated on me, not only did she cheat on me but with him to boot. It didn't make sense to me as to when it could have happened and we agrued about it for awhile but he finally convienced me that it was true. So I went right for the phone and called her. I didn't just ask her I accused her of cheating with my brother, and told me it wasn't true. I then asked her if her own brother would have come up to her and told her the same thing if she had been me who would she believe and she said "my brother" and I said "exactly, good bye Joni." Then I hung up the phone. Like a jerk I went on like I wasn't even phased, just a normal day. Then a week later we all went to the lake to go swiming and my cousins brought her. She tried to talk to me to conceince me that it wasn't true and I was a real jerk. I called her things and I'm ashamed to say this, I made her cry. I walked away all pissed off. Then over time I forgot about her, not really. Years later my older brother admited to me that it wasn't true. I was crushed with a wave of guilt for how I made her feel that day. I could see her face in my mind crying on that walk way. I asked my brother why he would do that and he just told me because he had considered himself a ladies man and he had been living with us for like a year without a girlfriend and his little brother had a girlfriend for for 5 months. He was jealous so he broke us up, and he was they one that convience me to go out with her in the first place. Well that's I think is a horror story, not so much for me as it was for her. But I would say I was robed of something special also.
Ok my short stalker story... There was this girl that hung out at my house everyday. No big deal a lot of people hung out at my house everyday. One day when I took a shower I took my necklace off that my girlfriend had made me at summer camp and placed it on the selve. When I got out I forgot to grab it. Later on when I remembered I went back for it but it was missing. I headed back for my room thinking maybe I didn't leave it and as I was walking down the hallway I notice that the picture of me when I was little that use to sit next to my twin sister's picture was missing. After investigating this I discovered that this girl was the only one in the house at the time. My brother was outside and told her she could use the rest room not knowing I was in the shower. Over the next month or so she started being all dramatic and always arguing with people. When me and my uncle confronted her to find out the problem she broke down and started crying mumble random crap and saying that maybe if she had larger *** I would notice her. I'm guessing cuz my last girlfriend had large ones she thought I was only attracted to that or something. I'm not shallow I just didn't like this girl. She was retarded. Smart mouth know it all that never shut up. Now it comes out that she was freakin nuts. So long story short she wasn't allowed near my house anymore.
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04-01-2008, 4:34 PM
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Mlink187
Joined on 11-25-2006
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okay. So I was talking to my friend on myspace. Her cousin sends me a friend request.
She says I look good so she likes me. I cant say the same because she has a pic of herself
thats poorly light,and her hat is covering whatever part of her face I could see.
Then she starts sending me messages calling me her "bhoo". And im like "okay then.."
She added me on msn and starts talking to me. I didnt know it was her, and she asked for my number,
I give it to her and she tells me who she is and what do you know, its that girl. Now I have no intrest in her
because she is young, and I dont want to be one of those guys who dates someone way younger than themselves.
But now she calls me 24/7 and calls me every day. I talk to her on the phone, tell her I have to leave, 4 minutes later.
SHE CALLS ME AGAIN! as if we didnt just finish a conversation. She is really annoying me and I cant get
her away from me.
Good thing I go to the highschool in my city.
she goes to the middle school.
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04-11-2008, 12:25 PM
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Cre8ivemind2
Joined on 12-12-2007
Michigan
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This chick wanted to go out with me and I was already in a relationship at the time with a great girl. I said no so she started a rumor that we did some "things". Of course everyone that knows me know that I don't do those "things" so noone believed her but still. It angered me something fierce.
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04-13-2008, 6:59 AM
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Nolestrial
Joined on 01-14-2008
Call me Chris or Nole...
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Ooooh YES! I can finally talk about this!
Ok, theres my ex-girlfriend (now anyway)[Her names Amanda] right, and some kid whom everyone hates [Harry]. And theres this girl [Quinty] and she comes over to my place cause shes my sisters friend. And, at the time Harry was my friend. So I invite him over cause he liked Quinty. So he goes out with her, and then gets dumped by her. Than Quinty comes round to my place again while Harrys walking past(At this time I now hate Harry, like everyone else). And he gets the wrong idea by thinking that I like Quinty. At that time I was still dating Amanda. So he and my good-friend [Drew](who is now my ex-girlfriends boyfriend >:( ) started a rumour saying "things" happened between us (If you must know, he said that we *** like dogs). And so evryones like: You cheating little ***! (Also, one of my other friends said to her that I was going to break up with her, but this was at a earlier stage) But I convince her that we didn't (cause she was my first, Amanda I mean :D) and so I beat the *** outta Harry. I don't hurt Drew cause he's ma mate. But then she dumps me. And so 4 days later, he asks her out. So THEN I beat the crap outta him! All in all, I got my revenge
Thanks DS
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04-13-2008, 7:25 AM
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Unreal_Arbiter_
Joined on 09-23-2007
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So who brought the mudkipz..?
Thanks for the sig, Crizy.
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04-13-2008, 7:54 AM
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Nolestrial
Joined on 01-14-2008
Call me Chris or Nole...
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She bought da mudkipz at that very time thank you very much.
Thanks DS
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04-19-2008, 9:52 PM
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klister2579
Joined on 07-02-2006
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im not sure if this is horror story for me or hur but once i got beat up in front of my girlfriend if dat counts
"Everyone's gonna die, its a natural part of life, but if life has no purpose, your dead already.."
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